White blood in my veins, pure football in my heart

shermsalot:

when ur team cant score and ur just like ravioli ravioli score me a goaluoli

(via fantastisco-alarcon)

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  • bewbies:

    in case nobody has told you today: you are hella bomb, hella cute, and anyone would be hella lucky to have you

    (via alonsos)

    i just want to sit on your lap and make out for like eight hours

    (Source: lamemom, via sun-se)

    "1) Learn to put on your bracelets and zip up your dresses by yourself. There will be times when you will be alone.
    2) Get on a long plane ride. Look out the window. Understand the immensity of our world. Understand your insignificance. Understand your absolute importance.
    3) Press the send button. If you don’t say it now, you never will.
    4) Do not sneer at happiness or roll your eyes at sadness. Be aware that apathy is not healthy.
    5) You are more than the amount of people who want to have sex with you.
    6) That pit in your stomach when he doesn’t text you back, it shouldn’t be there. No one should be able to control you like that.
    7) Shopping is cathartic. Buy the shoes and deal with one-ply toilet paper for a while.
    8) It will get better, but it will never be perfect. Learn to live through the small moments of happiness. When they disappear, remember they will resurface.
    9) I promise that cookie will not change anything (except that it will make you smile).
    10) Please, please, take care of yourself. You are everything to somebody. You are everything to your self. That alone is enough."
    - things to remember, -n.m. (via thegirlwithfernweh)

    (via healthy-happy-lia)

    lebaenese:

    My goal is to be that rich single aunt that flies everywhere and wears designer clothing and brings expensive gifts to her less successful family members

    (via garethsbale)

  • Others: I'm having a bad hair day
  • Me: I'm having a bad face day
  • person: how are you
  • me: my football club lost
  • person: ok but apart from that
  • me: no you dont understand